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May 31st, 2007


09:00 am - Trying again.

hello all, i dont even know who reads these things anymore...
let lone still has me on their friends lists...but JR and I hung out the other night for the first time in.... a year and a half [?] i think it was..

Any how, he mentioned that he still had his live journal, and i thought that it might be time to update.... or at least try to get back into this thing again.

I've always been one for "keeping a journal" of some sort.  I find that it helps me organize my thoughts and teach me to sort of.... i dont know...speak my mind?

but you know...... now that I'm here, i really have nothing to say.

I'm going to Shambalah in August. thats it really.
Um..... i still work in the same place....and am still seeing the same guy..... and still live in the same house.....still go to the same clubs.....

TADA!

lol. I'll let you know when something interesting happens.

Which, let me assure you, will be frighteningly soon.


dun dun dun......


Current Location: Home
Current Mood: highhigh
Current Music: Unsolved Mysteries on TV.

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November 8th, 2004


05:10 pm - ***************Lindsay's NEW HIT SINGLE**************
I'm singin' the "Unemployed-hospital-ridden-my-hamster-bit-me-blues"
Current Mood: sicksick

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November 3rd, 2004


09:07 pm - The Straw that Broke the Camels Back.
I swear to god....this is infact as good as its ever going to get for me. Im unhappy, broke, and no..............fuck it, i dont need to bitch.
Anyone outside of BC looking for a room mate?
Current Mood: crankycranky

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November 1st, 2004


11:50 pm
well, here we are, i know i never acctually update any more, but whatever, im allowed to when ive napped for 5 hours and its late at night, and i have nothing to do and...yeah, im just making excuses. i miss this place:P

but ANYWAYS...
heres the dilema for those of you who consider yourself dream interpreters.....

Im living with (he is almost considered my "common law spouse") Jordan Robert Miller.

His best friend Jon Pierce says to me a few nights ago, " if you ever get bored of jordan, im there for you in a heartbeat"

and now, i have somewhat of a sexual dream (that i am in NO WAY going to give out kinky details) about jon and jordan. In the dream, I am engaged in play with jon, But jordan is there. There are feelings of incompetance on jordans behaf, and as jon reaches orgasam, jordan leaves.

What do you think is goin on here?


ASH= i am not going to leave jordan for jon, so dont even try:P
(lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove)

wee haw! maybe i'll post again in a bit after im dont talking to kyle.....just let you all know what he says.

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October 26th, 2004


01:46 pm - BORED STUPID. (Silly quiz i stole from Adam who stole it from Craig)
I AM: Lonely
I WANT: To not have to work in 2 hours.
I HAVE: um.... chopstics ash got my for my birthday, and Collon treats.(lol, ask if you're currious)
I WISH: i had more books to read.
I HATE: nothing... i dont think. No wait... i hate being perpetualy sick.
I FEAR: Having noone.
I HEAR: The highway...and Ani Difranco:P
I SEARCH: For an answer to shit life just wont explain.
I WONDER: why this candy I'm eating is called Collon.
I REGRET: Moving out of my parents place at so young of an age.
I LOVE: AShley(:P), boonie, jordan, kyle, Jike, Brian, Jenny, Dante(especialy little dante:P),Ermie, and hotrod,flash, and the sparkle brothers.
I ACHE: all over.
I ALWAYS: am not dead.
I AM NOT: Adolf Hitler
I DANCE: naked alot.
I SING: all the time. especialy at work.
I CRY: too much.
I WRITE: everything, or else i forget.:(
I WIN.
I LOSE: At alot of stuff, but i never loose at Scarble.
I CONFUSE: Everyone apparently.
I NEED: a job i can enjoy.
I SHOULD: get ready for work.
***********
YES or NO:
x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: kind of.
x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: god yes.
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: probably.
x.YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: Yes.
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: its got to be a tie between me and Ashley:P
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: lol, thats me.
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: me again.
THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: yeah, thats me too. (i was bullshitting the last two questions, i dont wanna pick:P)
CLOSEST FRIEND(s): Ashley, and Jordan.
THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Ashley, by far.
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: depends, last night it was sex related, the night before it was a giant squid.
HAVE A CRUSH: a secret one? YEP!
WANT TO GET MARRIED: sure, why not?
GET EMOTION SICKNESS: no sir.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: yes! after every smoke i always wash my hands. (but only when im at work)
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: yes, but only because we no longer live together.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: hooh yeah!
******
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: fading balck, so like, dark brown streaky brownish blondie black?
EYE COLOR: dark green/brown, or DARK blue (ive found you can tell if ive been taking my meds this way)
BIRTHPLACE: Burnaby
HEIGHT: 5'8 ish
WEIGHT: 149 now!!!! WOO HOO!
TATTOOS: one on my right shoulder, another on my neck/ right shoulder area soon!
PIERCINGS: 9 in my ears, one in my septum (the middle part of the nose) had a nipple pierced, but no longer.
******
FAVORITES
NUMBER: 7.3 and a half.
COLOR: Green
DAY: my day off.
MONTH: November.
SONG: "Letter to a john - tamburitza lingua" from "so much shouting so much laughter" by good ol Ani
FOOD: left over BBQ chicken
SEASON: Autumn
SPORT: Billiards.
DRINK: Ceasars, and Sue's Mojitos.mmm...
*******
PREFERENCES:
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: both are great at times.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot Chocolate.
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: Milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: if we are taking about icecream, vanilla.
**********
IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? yep
HELPED SOMEONE? i gave a random crying woman on my way out of the hospital. She called me an angel:)
BOUGHT SOMETHING? yes. flavored condoms and groceries:P
GOTTEN SICK?mmmhmm.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? not in 24 hours, but me and ash saw "the grudge" the other day.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? mmmm... nope.
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? at least 4 times today:P
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: i delivered a letter!
TALKED TO AN EX? Yep.
MISSED AN EX? mmm..... i dont know if we ever really "dated"...
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? sure.
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? Yes.
MISSED SOMEONE? mmhmm.
HUGGED SOMEONE? yes sir.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? nope! ah the joys of living at home!
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? Not as far as i know.
**********
Name 5 bands you listen to:
1.Ani Difranco
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Jorane
4. Andrew Bird
5. type O negative (when driving with Jon.
Name 7 things you hate:
1. mean people
2. being sad
3. hard to peel oranges
4. being alone
5. work.
6. paying bills.
7. truly ignorant people.
Would you ever:
1. Eat a bug? no.
2. Bungee jump? god yes!
3. Hang glide? mmhmm!
4. Kill someone? dont think so.
5. Kiss someone of the same sex? i ahve on everal occations:P
Go on the show survivor? why not?
7. Parachute from a plane? in a second.
8. Walk on hot coals? thats just goofy.
9. Go out with someone for their looks? ew. no.
11. Be a vegetarian? MEAT!
12. Wear plaid with stripes? ive done that before havent i?
13. IM a stranger? sure.
14. Sing Karaoke? theres something i do too often:P
15. Get drunk off your ass? whats new?
16. Shoplift? *yawn*.
17. Run a red light? Ask Ashley. thats something i do without noticing.
18. Star in a porn video? Sure.
19. Dye your hair blue? sure.
20. Wear makeup in public? i always do.
21. Not wear makeup in public? sure, i lived withought it for many years.
22. Cheat on a test? english, no, math, maybe.
23. Make someone cry? not intentionaly.
24. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? ewey, no.
25. Stay up all night? i do when i can.

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October 20th, 2004


04:11 pm - I would move back to the roof of that library for you.
What else could i do?
Is that what you want from me?
Because frankly, i dont know what else i could do.






(you know who you are. i only post here because i dont know what you'll check first, if anything.)

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October 1st, 2004


09:30 pm - Bitch or Butch?
.....Ladies and Gentlemen, i bid you all, a bitter sweet farewell....

Heres the scoop!

I was a pretty girl in a fluffy coat.....
On her way to the bank to deposit her measley pay check for 198.86 and then rush to the clinic so she could renew her prescription for her laryngitis. Upon entering the bank, her head was woozy and she realized sitting down had to be done, or she knew, she would soon pass out. she submitted the check as fast as possible not realizing, "no decimal places please" was marked poorly on the screen. after finishing that particular transaction, she grabbed the statement and left in a hurry to get to the clinic across the street.
after her appointment with Dr....Let's call him, Dr. Mustard. (lmao, thats his real name...) she walked up to the shoppers to pick up her inhalers the doc had perscribed. Upon payment for the medications, the said bank statement had fallen out of her pocket and a nice big bold phrase stood out to her. it read:

19,886.00 DEPOSITED

after realizing the horrible mistake she had made, she called the bank at the earliest possible time to report the mishap. The teller (whos name, i believed to be Sherry), said, as soon as the check was...well, checked, they would see that the numbers m atched, and that it would be granted as an honest mistake.

The day of her direct deposit payment from Winners, her second place of employment, after a week of constantly checking her account to see if the bastards had finaly taken their money back, she came upon some very interesting information.
Not only had they removed the $19,886.00 she had mistakenly taken, they had also taken her entire earnings (being grocery money and a quarter of this months rent) NOT TO MENTION some extra just to piss on her, to put her account at -150$

So the ultimate question is this....
When i get hauled off to prison for not paying those fucking corperate assholes money that, as far as I'm concerned, i dont even owe them - Will i be a bitch, or the butch? lets start a pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and for those of you acctually laughing -

go fuck yourselves.

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September 26th, 2004


04:04 pm
NO FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt even know that there were people out there that were aware of other "rock chicks" than gwen stefani, "meg white" and Avril LaFuckFace.


You Are Ani Difranco!


Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"





Who's Your Inner Rock Chick? Take This Quiz :-)




Find the Love of Your Life
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So long story short, who here was really all that surprised?

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June 3rd, 2004


09:51 am - Ciao
Hello everyone, Live journal is not something i EVER update any more, infact i belive it has been about a year since i gave a shit.
However, i am making one last post to say, "Ciao". Life has moved on, i have made new friends, and i hardly see an of you guys any more. Not to mention those who aren't on here..... Like Alex Cedarlund..... my adventure buddy..... go i was so in love with him...and Nick.....lol, good ol Nick...... still a good guy. (ASH- btw- we should call nick today(Y))
As a short update; I am getting my own place by the end of the month, i find out this weekend if i am either working part time at winners, or full time at Ampco, and I am in the most stable (non-melodramatic) relationship i have ever been in.
I will be moving in with jordan shortly, and i cant wait. Living with ashley has been a blast and i can't wait till she gets to come over and spend the night at My place for a change...... god i miss sleep overs.
This saturday there is a cards and pool night at Jordans that i might be going to, i might on the other hand, be going out with ashley, depending on weather or not she gets this job at timmy hoes.



Back to the past.
I've really been thinking alot about the things that happened to me last summer and it almost put me to tears..... i miss those guys. I miss owen and coco and EsPeCiAlY Alex, and hanging out on the steps drinking vodka and slurpees... and Ken gettting his student loans and confronting me with " Linds! grab a two six!!!" I miss Left-Handed Retards, Purple Raccoons, and BumbleBerry Pie Cola. I miss the Teen Center and the Youth staff. I miss the melodrama and the river parties. I miss Donna. I miss Tom. I miss smoking up with Anna. I miss nicky and Keegan. I miss the Goose Senario. I miss the Way i would see 50 of my closest frineds every day. I miss the Toga party. I miss JC and Jackie and Sylvia. I miss getting waster at JC's birthday and running around a baseball diamond STARK naked. and chatting with Alex in the nude for quite some time. Oh Alex...

Well, none of you guys have any idea what im going on and on about. I doubt any of you were there for any of it..... but i need to reminice somewhere, and this is the only place that came to mind.

Terribly sorry I've wasted your time. I'm off to begin my life and work towards graduation,

I love you all.

-Lindsay.

XOXOXOXOXOX

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August 5th, 2003


09:32 pm - Tuesday after school report..... NOT
Blah - went to school, went out with Coco and owen... thats about that. Alex is coming to school with me tomorow so it should be good.

other than that....... heres this!

Current mood:Touchy...i need love.

the basics
+name: Lindsay

+age: 17 in October

+city,state:Port Poorquitlam, BC

+nine bands
1. Ani Difranco
2. Raidiohead
3. Bitch and Animal
4. Nirvana
5. Micheal Franti + Spearhead
6. Jorane
7. Conrad
8. Utah Phillips
9. Insipid

+eight movies

1. Vidocq
2. Run Lola Run
3. Amelie
4. Gia
5. The Item
6. Render
7. Pi
8. A Mighty Wind

+seven books
1. Alice in wonderland
2. Brain Droppings
3. Lemony Snicket - the unauthorized autobiogrophy
4. Couplehood
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
6. The World Acording to Garp
7. The Celestine Prophecies

+favorite drink: Fruit juice (orange- mango- pineapple....exc)

+favorite food: Ice cream and left over BBQed chicken.

more personal

+why do you think you're cool? Since when do i think im cool?

+any pet peeves? Yuppy bastards on the street that think they're better than you...

+motto or personal quote? Well, thanks to someone "God must taste fucking GOOD...."

+do you think you are fashionable? Yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...no.

+describe yourself in four words: uh... no.

+what is your biggest fear, and why? 1- what i cant see and 2- dieing alone. why you ask? because i am.

+if you could be another person for a day, who would it be, and why? hm... id be a carpet bug. and if it HAD to be a person......Id be Coco, for my own reasons.

+views on abortion,drugs,politics.: yay yay and nay.

+if you died tomorrow what would your obituary say? AHHAHAHHAHAHAHA poor bastard...

+what is your most prized possession? my... um... god.

+proudest moment? working on a mural in Leigh square and having my miraculous art up for everyone to see! ..lol... i worked on like 1/24th of it.... but i still helped!!!

+most embarrassing moment? fuck you...

+goals for the future? not die.

+dream occupation? day care worker - or a mom.... being a mom would be cool.

+if you had $5.38, how would you spend it? hmm... pot... or... no... probably put it in the "lynzzi's fucking heself up fund"

+what is your guilty pleasure? Sex?

+favorite animal,and why.: puppies - because puppies rule.

+tell us a joke.: no.

+would you give your life for something or someone? who/what and why.: there are only 5 people i would give my life for...1) Connor 2) Ashley... allright... i lied... theres 2.




OK.... bored and done... off to call alex about tomorow.

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